He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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