i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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