He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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