I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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