Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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