This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
porn star boner night. come get it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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