Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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