Whod you bang
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I wish I could punch you in the face.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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