This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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