ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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