"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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