I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think people are normalizing furries
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize