He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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