I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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