Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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