my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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