After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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