I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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