Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
they need to just BURY HIM!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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