i jhust puked up my retainher.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i just had sex bonerless
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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