Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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