nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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