I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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