i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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