there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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