yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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