i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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