yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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