You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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