I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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