I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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