And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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