The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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