didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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