The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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