I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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