she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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