Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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