i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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