soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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