I must be too annoying 4 u.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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