I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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