I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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