let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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