I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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