I think i peed on brittanys purse
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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