so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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