I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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