there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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