Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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