i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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