what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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