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One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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