Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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