I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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