If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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